People Not Doing Anything
It’s amazing how much time humans spend sleeping, eating, taking a dump and slacking off. Now, we’re not a computer. We program computers to do things for us. We play free games online on computers. We watch videos on computers. Notice a pattern here? The computer was supposed to increase our productivity. Instead, we’re playing free online games! We’re not getting anything done. Maybe it’s the opposite. Maybe we’ve done it all, so we can afford to slack. Either way, people say they’re going to do x, and it always seems that they wind up doing x-100. And the best thing about this… We’re all guilty! You’re probably reading this right now thinking about how you gotta get back and grab a candy bar and saddle up to some online gaming. We give up. Let’s the games begin!